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A new level of retardation

WIN!

Hi!

OK…

Not sure what signals you’re trying to send here

Safety shop

Now That's a Man

  

(via picture is unrelated)

Got to be one of the weirdest things I’ve seen

Mumbling of an old man

Not here, Please

Why you shouldn't drink at work

air conditioning is so cold!

Gravity is a bitch

Seems like a warning

Hmmm.. no.

In case you’ve seen her

synthetic owl puke (!)

Let me help you with that

CHAMP!

I dont wanna go there

One of Those Days

He had a late night

Hi

(via poorly dressed)

Failing to drink

Like mother like son

(via banned in hollywood)

Hi

Your clothes should not treat you that way

OUCH

mmm. ok.

Mom…

how to get them to stop asking for candies

(via people of walmart)

Fail

Beware of your hands

Uncle Creepy’s coming to stay for a while

Might be the greatest GIF ever

Hi

Something’s not quite right. I think it’s in the collar…

nice try girl

(via thechive)

*insert chauvinist joke here*

I could stare at this for hours

Seriously?

(via thechive)

what did he do?

Thats how

Hi

Private sign

(via thechive)

Like a pro

Let me help you with that…

slash. backslash

fingers trick

Hi

There had to be an easier way

Next time, dont get caught.

(via izsmile)

Hi